Films of 2019
(Good Films Released This Year)
9.2 / 10
Once or twice a year, I find myself completely opposed to the critical consensus. Despite middling reviews, I thought “Serenity” was a terrifically entertaining film-noir mystery. It is both suspenseful and original… and cracked off the most unexpected twist I’ve seen in two decades.
8.3 / 10
Despite a dull, non-sequitur title, morally bankrupt characters, and a dreadful final 5-minutes, “Triple Frontier” manages to be a really exciting action flick with a big name cast. The direction sure-handed. The pace is relentlessly high. The action is believable and easy to follow. Almost an awesome ‘guy flick’.
6.3 / 10
The third installment in M. Night Shyamalan’s superhero origins trilogy does just enough to satisfy. James McAvoy is brilliant as his 27 characters.
6.1 / 10
The documentary is routinely made… However, the case made against MJ becomes even more concrete than it was before. Both of the accusers go into devastating detail… so particular that it seems impossible to have made-up. There is only one verdict that’ll be remembered in the history books… Guilty!
6.0 / 10
I once wrote a screenplay about this true-life Russian submarine tragedy. It was better than this run-of-the-mill version. “Kursk” barely gets a thumbs-up.
(Forgettable Films in the Middle of the Pack)
5.2 / 10
Margaret Qualley is the best thing about this quiet Netflix sci-fi. She gives vibrancy and soul to an otherwise dull, barely-there plot. Not bad, not good.
(Movies That Just Didn’t Work on Any Level)
High Flying Bird
3.6 / 10
Soderbergh’s flick about an NBA agent trying to negotiate his way around a lockout is as graceful as a missed dunk. The script takes itself way too seriously and has delusions of grandeur. These characters are not as smart as the “Aaron Sorkin imitation dialogue” would have you believe. What we are left with is a trivial story of millionaires playing simple mind-games with other millionaires. It is all so boring and smug.
2.3 / 10
Gerard Butler’s film starts off as a thrilling and mysterious ‘found money’ adventure, but soon devolves into an absurd and gruesome mess.
The Worst of the year
(Hate-Filled Pieces of Crap)
0.0 / 10
Yes… There is a Section Lower than the Worst Movies of the Year!
I Present a List of Films That I Absolutely Refuse to Watch… (Because I am a Pretentious Film Snob).
When will this Marvel onslaught end?
“Hobbs & Shaw”
I lost interest in the Fast / Furious franchise 5 minutes into the first one.
Guy Ritchie is the worst director of all time… No chance!